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Current Beast Index reading

Editorial illustration of a red bull

Bullshitometer

31.3

Observations

603

bulls in window

Activity

-29.2%

versus prior

Current call

Bear

The bears are gaining ground.Bearly making money.

BullMoo-utralBear

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Editorial illustration of a blue bear

Bearometer

68.7

Observations

14

bears in window

Activity

+55.6%

versus prior

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Wall Street has charts.We have livestock.

A deliberately silly market signal built from real animal activity.The bulls and bears do not always see eye to eye.